Things I said or heard today...

1. Me: No, you can't have a popsicle for breakfast!
2. Carson: Mommy, my poopy okay! (Nice one!)
3. Carson to me: Oh no mommy. Elmo hurt. Me: What happened? Carson: Elmo poopy hurt (nice one again). Just keeping it real folks! Not sure what the fascination with poop is today?!
4. Carson: where Daddy? (asked multiple times) Me: Daddy's on an airplane flying home from work.
5. Me: Does your ear hurt again? (after waking up every 2 hours last night. Thank goodness no infection...teething?!)
6. Carson at dinner tonight: Ga is gate. Ga is good. Le us tank im fo owah foo. By his hands, we all aw bed. Gib us yord, owah dayee bed. TOO PRECIOUS!!!