Carson talk

A few for the record (so I don't forget):



pocketbook = pocket purse

binoculars = oggereyes

telescope = pirate scope



Me: How did you get so big and smart?

Carson: cause God made me! or she often says, "cause Ijust learned that mommy!"



Sunday school teacher: Carson, What's the magic word? (wanting "please" for more snack)

Carson: abracadabra



OK - this one may gross some of you out but it's too funny not to post, and quite frankly, just completely realistic of life as a parent to a toddler....Warning: we use anatomically correct names!



Carson: mommy what's this (pointing to lower body parts)

Mommy: that's your vagina

Carson: boys have ginas too?

Me: No! Boys have a penis.

Carson: Daddy! You have peanuts?!!!

Oh the look on Daddy's face was priceless! And folks, that's life with an almost 3 yr. old!



Favorite color: purple or pink

Favorite food: roni and cheese

Favorite snack: grapes

Favorite cartoon: Dora

Favorite song: ABCs or any Taylor Swift song these days!



Napping: still naps about 2 hours + each day

Bedtime: about 7:30 on a school night.

Wears: size 3T or 4T depending on dress vs. shirt/pants

Shoe Size: 7 1/2